[Intro – Rolf Harris and Slim Dusty]
A-one-two
A-one-two-three

Oh yeah
Haha!
A-lada-dada-da-da, la-da
I know it, somewhere

[Verse 1 – Slim Dusty]
I love to have a beer with Duncan
And today we've really scored
An old friend of mine has come through the door
And made a climb, with his wobble board
He drinks at the Town and Country
Where the atmosphere is great
I love to have a beer with Rolf, here
Because he is my mate
A-bom-bom
You'd better sing a verse mate!

[Spoken bridge – Rolf Harris]
Haha, I was... Yeah, I was buying some fruit the other day. I told a bloke I was recording with you. Said: "Hey, you gonna record with Slim-a De-Dust!" (Ah lovely!) Ay!

[Verse 2 – Rolf Harris]
I love to have a beer with Mr. Dusty
I love to have a beer with Slim-a De-Dust
We drink in moderation
'Cos beer, as you know, is an antidote to rust (Oh-ho!)
We drink at the Town and Country
Where the atmosphere is great
I love to have a beer with old Slim, here
'Cause he is me mate!
A-bom-bom-bom
Bom-bom-bom-bom
[Verse 3 – Slim Dusty]
I love to have a beer with Kevin
I love to have a beer with Kev'
We drink in moderation
He drives me home in his big old Chev'
We drink at the Town and Country
Where the atmosphere is great
I love to have a beer with Kevin
Because Kevin's me mate
A-bom-bom

[Spoken bridge – Rolf Harris, Slim Dusty interjections]
(I'm doing a bom...) Ah yeah, but...

There's a story, a grasshopper comes into the pub, and orders a beer, see? And the bartender said: "It's interesting, 'cos we've got a drink named after you." (Ah?)

And the grass – the grasshopper said: "What, Kevin?!" (Hahaha!)

I just thought you might like to know that! Haha...

[Verse 4 – Rolf Harris, Slim Dusty interjections]
I love to have a beer with Mervyn
I love to have a beer with Merv
We drink in moderation
And it's not like they say, he's not a bad bloke! (Ha-ha!)
We drink at the Town and Country (Hey-hey!)
Where the atmosphere is great
I love to have a beer with Mervyn, here
Because Mervyn's me mate, yeah
A-bom
One more from me!
[Verse 5 – Slim Dusty]
I love to have a beer with Colin
Oh, I love to have a beer with Col'
We drink in moderation
It doesn't really matter if he brings his doll
We drink at the Town and Country
Where the atmosphere is great
I love to have a beer with Colin
Because Colin's me mate
One more from you?
[Rolf:] From me?
[Slim:] Yeah...
[Rolf:] One...

[Verse 6 – Rolf Harris, Slim Dusty interjections]
I love to have a beer with Lewis (Oh!)
I love to have a beer with Lou
We drink in moderation
And everyone who meets him says... "Who?"
Ah, we drink at the Town and Country (Whoa! Woo-hoo!)
Where the atmosphere is great
I love to have a beer with Lewis, here
'Cause Lou is me mate
Altogether on the chorus!

[Verse 7 – Rolf Harris and Slim Dusty together]
I love to have a beer with Duncan
Ah, I love to have a beer with Dunc'
We drink in moderation
And we never ever get rolling drunk
We drink at the Town and Country
Where the atmosphere is great
I love to have a beer with Duncan
Because Duncan's me mate!
I love to have a beer with Duncan
Because Duncan's me mate!
Yeah-ah!
[Slim:] Ah-haha...
[Rolf:] Lovely!