[Verse 1]
What can you do to amuse me
Now that there's nothing to do?
The TV set's busted and can't get a picture
The radio plays nothing but news

[Chorus]
Why don't you tickle me?
Gee whiz, won't that be fine?
What a great idea
What a perfect way to kill some time
Can't stop to think
'Cause if we do we'll lose our mind
Why don't you tickle me?

[Verse 2]
Don't we have fun every minute?
Oh, what a gay life we lead
One chocolate milkshake with two straws stuck in it
What else does anyone need?

[Chorus]
Why don't you tickle me?
There's nothing else to do
You won't have to talk to me
And I won't have to talk to you
And when we're done
I'll think of something else to do
Why don't you tickle me?
[Outro]
Hey, thank you