She's like a roller coaster nobody's tried
He wants to take her for a quick little ride
He calls her up and he makes it a date
She's thinking no but it's much too late

Don't be afraid 'cause it's only romance
She'll get to like him if she gives him a chance
She thinks he only wants to get in her pants

Mr. Jones' working with a woman he knows
Wants to take her dancing, let his feelings show
He thinks she likes him but he just can't tell
When he makes a move she says, "Go to hell"

Don't be afraid 'cause it's only romance
She'll get to like him if she gives him a chance
But she thinks he only wants to get in her pants

On and on and on it goes
But still they think we want to get them out of their clothes
Where this comes from nobody knows

Some guy's looking for the girl of his dreams
He wants her tall, thin, sweet and a little obscene
He could visit any bar in town
But then he'll miss when she's fooling around
Because it's not his decision if things don't work out
You know exactly what I'm talking about
He'll probably go for a goodnight kiss
But it won't happen and that's just how it is

But she doesn't know that it's only romance
She'll get to like him if she gives him a chance
She thinks he only wants to get in her pants

Don't be afraid 'cause it's only romance
You'll get to like him if you give him a chance
Don't think he only wants to get in your pants