J Dilla
Freestyle
Ayo, you gon' get flooded, I’m rugged when it comes to spittin'
You claim you freestylin', but it was written
You a sluggard, remained undiscovered by labels
Keep talkin’ that shit, and you'll be livin' your fables
I'll take it back to the days of LimeWire
And the skills will climb higher, all of my rhymes are fire
I'm smooth like Vaseline, you slow like a fax machine
I'll battle you while you covered in gasoline
Sounds like a perfect match to me, so prepare for drama
You wouldn't be dope if you were marijuana
Are you retarded? You can't touch what I showcase
You rap at a slow pace, you’ll end up with no face
Like I’m Hannibal Lecter, I'm plannin’ to wreck ya
Leave you in silence, no defiance on violence
Drop these snippets, you'd think they were HitClips
When they under two minutes, but still vicious
You cocksuckers are goin' bust like Blockbusters
And yet, you always try to act like you're not flustered
But you slippin’ like DMX, I see the sweat drippin'
When they load the clip in and force you to start strippin'
Try dippin', you really will be headin' home
And while you gettin' blown, I'll be gettin' stoned
With the baddest bitch right now
Ladies, drop your nightgowns and turn the night upside down