Thief

[Chorus 1]
She’s lightweight
She’s lightweight
She’s super lightweight and a thief
She’s crooked
She’s crooked
When she’s super crooked, she gets it right

[Verse 1]
She knows how to get by
Even when she screws up
Every cluster, band, gang wants to get along
Because everyone thinks she’s smart

[Chorus 2]
Because the masses
Always expect
Her to plan the theft
And to draw the scheme
In a very short time

[Verse 2]
She fucks
She doesn’t hurt
Nor causes discomfort
And sometimes, she bites
But there’s no one dead yet
[Chorus 1]
She’s lightweight
She’s lightweight
She’s super lightweight and a thief
She’s crooked
She’s crooked
When she’s super crooked, she gets it right

[Verse 1]
She knows how to get by
Even when she screws up
Every cluster, band, gang wants to get along
Because everyone thinks she’s smart

[Chorus 2]
Because the masses
Always expect
Her to plan the theft
And to draw the scheme
In a very short time

[Verse 2]
She fucks
She doesn’t hurt
Nor causes discomfort
And sometimes, she bites
But there’s no one dead yet