2003 London Cast of Anything Goes
The Crew Song
[WHITNEY]
I want to row on the crew, mama
That's the thing I want to do, mama
To be known throughout Yale as I walk about it
Get a boil on my tail and then talk about it

(spoken)
Hello, operator, get me stateroom 1616, Mrs. Evangeline Harcourt. Hello, Evangeline? This is Eli. Eli Whitney. Ahaha. You know, I- I just had a swell idea. I'm all alone down here and you're all alone up there. At least I hope you are, hahaha. What? So what, who cares what time it is? I think of you and time stands still. Your face alone would stop a clock! Hello? Hello? Oh, must be on her way!

(sung)
I'd like to be a big bloke, mama
Learn that new Argentine stroke, mama
You'll see your slim son
Putting crimps in the Crimson
When I row on the Varsity Crew