[Verse 1]
Uh-oh, that kid's in trouble in a h-hole
A gorilla's coming now
Oh no, the gorilla's hugging him, I don't know
He could be a criminal
Uh-oh, the kid's in trouble and my shotgun
Gun is jamming up
The large gorilla's cuddling the young guy
What am I gonna do?

[Pre-Chorus 1]
Throw kid a rope and a phone, he could call someone, but
Don't kill a gorilla, my gun went off
No, no, no!

[Chorus 1]
My dick's out for my favorite fucking monkey
My dick's out for my baby boo, Harambe
The famous, the greatest, the bravest, Harambe
You killed the greatest, you're racist, fuck you

[Verse 2]
So, rest now sweet little bro guy
Six feet under the
Floor, remember me when you go
To monkey heaven now
Float away, high up in the stars and I'll know
You're always looking down
Throw bananas down at us and when it snows
I'll know you bust a nut
[Pre-Chorus 2]
Choking a poor kid up, fucks him up, no, no, no
It's just a hug, nothing's Harambe's fault
No, no, no!

[Chorus 2]
No dicks out for the dude that killed Harambe
All dicks out for the famous funky monkey
The gayest, the greatest, the rapist, Harambe
(I'm from the white Congo)
You killed him, you're racist, you're racist, I love you
(Where did my python go?)

Ho ho, you're in heaven now
Yo ho, you get salmon now
Ho ho, and some M&Ms
Oh ho, yab dab daba doh

[Bridge]
Ay, I monkey
My Christian name Harambe
I climb tree, they find me
Now I in Cincinnati
I make friend with kid then
I shot in head and my life end
Now I live in stars
So I never am far
One more thing
Allahu Akbar!
[Pre-Chorus 3]
What is up? This monkey sucks
Fuck him up, go, go, go
No don't kill a monkey, no
Talk it out
*scatting*

[Chorus 3]
My dick's out for my favorite fucking monkey
My dick's out for my baby boo, Harambe
The famous, the greatest, the bravest, Harambe
He wasn't dangerous, he's patient and loving

The greatest, the greatest, Harambe
You're racist, you're racist, I love you
The A-list, the famous, Harambe
Yo waitress, go get me some donkey

The greatest, the greatest, Harambe
You're racist, you're racist, I love you