[Chorus]
Young kids sleeping with Michael
Are little bit frightful
At night, they're screaming, “Oh my, I want my mama”
Young kids napping with Michael
Are gonna need dry clothes
At night, he’s screaming: (Michael Jackson sounds)

[Verse 1]
He'll read you books, tuck you in bed and
Give you a kiss, say, “Goodnight, Kevin
Now go to bed, you're only seven
But first, let’s get naked for a second”

[Pre-Chorus]
No, no
Just let me go-o-o, I want to go ho-o-ome
He's sayin', “No, no”
But he's sayin', “Yes, yes, yes, 'cause you're in Neverland”

[Chorus]
Young kids sleeping with Michael
Are getting a blindfold
At night, they're screaming, “Oh my, I want my mama”
Young kids napping with Michael
Their screaming is stifled
At night, he’s screaming: (Michael Jackson sounds)
[Post-Chorus]
Michael’s gone kinda crazy
Finds boys kinda tasty
And people say, “I don't know, his songs are great”
Young kids sleeping with Michael
Are little bit frightful
At night, he’s screaming: [Michael Jackson sounds]

[Verse 2]
Let's go to bed, I'll get the lotion
But don't be scared, I brought some Trojans
Let’s have some tea, have a sleepover
If you love me, you won't tell no one

[Pre-Chorus]
No, no
No, please don't go-o-o, ET phone ho-o-ome
He's sayin', “No, don't go”
But they're sayin', “Yes, yes, yes, let me leave Neverland” (Hee hee)

[Chorus]
Young kids sleeping with Michael
Are getting a thigh pulled
At night, they're screaming, “Oh my, I want my mama”
Young kids napping with Michael
Are gonna get dry boned
At night, he's screaming: [Michael Jackson sounds]
[Post-Chorus]
Michael's gone kinda crazy
His monkey is rapey
And people say, “I didn't know that Michael's gay”
Young kids sleeping with Michael
Are little bit frightful
At night, he's screaming: [Michael Jackson sounds]

[Bridge]
Hey, why you sayin' that I did that? That's ignorant
I never came inside a kid's ass (Yeah)
I just like kids, is that a crime? (Yes)
All we did was sleep, his parents said it's fine (it's fine)
Hey Macaulay, tell ‘em we're just friends (C'mon)
Don't tell on me, I pay your fuckin' rent

[Chorus]
Young kids sleeping with Michael
Are getting a eyeful
At night, they're screaming, “Oh my, I want my mama”
Young kids napping with Michael
Their hole is too tight though
At night, he's screaming: [Michael Jackson sounds]

[Post-Chorus]
Michael's gone kinda crazy
Finds boys kinda tasty
And people say, “I don't know, his songs are great”
Young kids sleeping with Michael
Are little bit frightful
At night, he's screaming: [Michael Jackson sounds]