[Verse 1]
On the first day of Christmas
My nucka gave to me
A big old bag of some tree

[Verse 2]
On the second day of Christmas
My nucka gave to me
Two stolen cars
And a big old bag of some tree

[Verse 3]
On the third day of Christmas
My nucka gave to me
Three fat hoes
Two stolen cars
And a big old bag of some tree

[Verse 4]
On the fourth day of Christmas
My nucka gave to me
Four big ass blunts
Three fat hoes
Two stolen cars
And a big old bag of some tree
[Verse 5]
On the fifth day of Christmas
My nucka gave to me
Five spinnin' rims
Four big ass blunts
Three fat hoes
Two stolen cars
And a big old bag of some tree

[Verse 6]
On the sixth day of Christmas
My nucka gave to me
Six free Chileans
Five spinnin' rims
Four big ass blunts
Three fat hoes
Two stolen cars
And a big old bag of some tree

[Verse 7]
On the seventh day of Christmas
My nucka gave to me
Seven hookers, hookin'
Six free Chileans
Five spinnin' rims
Four big ass blunts
Three fat hoes
Two stolen cars
And a big old bag of some tree
[Verse 8]
On the eighth day of Christmas
My nucka gave to me
Eight bitches, bitchin'
Seven hookers, hookin'
Six free Chileans
Five spinnin' rims
Four big ass blunts
Three fat hoes
Two stolen cars
And a big old bag of some tree

[Verse 9]
On the ninth day of Christmas
My nucka gave to me
Nine strippers, strippin'
Eight bitches, bitchin'
Seven hookers, hookin'
Six free Chileans
Five spinnin' rims
Four big ass blunts
Three fat hoes
Two stolen cars
And a big old bag of some tree

[Verse 10]
On the tenth day of Christmas
My nucka gave to me
Ten crips a-crippin'
Nine strippers, dancin'
Eight bitches, bitchin'
Seven hookers, hookin'
Six free Chileans
Five
Fou-
Four bi-
Four big ass blunts
Three fat hoes
Two stolen cars
And a big old bag of some tree
[Verse 11]
On the eleventh day of Christmas
My nucka gave to me
Eleven pimps a-pimpin'
Ten crips a-crippin'
Nine strippers, strippin'
Eight bitches, bitchin'
Seven hookers, hookin'
Six free Chileans
Five, oh fuck
The fuck? Oh, is that supposed to be a cappella?

[Verse 12]
On the twelfth day of Christmas
My nucka gave to me
Twelve nuckas, nuckin'
Eleven fuckin' somethin'
Ten crips a-crippin'
Nine strippers, strippin'
Eight bitches, bitchin'
Seven hookers, hookin'
Six free Chileans
Five spinnin' rims
Four big ass blunts
Three fat hoes
Two stolen cars
And a big old bag of some tree