[Verse 1]
I'm gon' need therapy
But I killed Freud, you see
Took the world with the Japanese, yeah
Now all we have's sushi (have's sushi, have's sushi)

[Pre-Chorus]
Yeah
Wish I had Kraut (The Jews made it best)

[Chorus]
You got me sulking, missing the Jews (Missing the Jews)
They were the one thing I shouldn't shoot (I shouldn't shoot)
I cannot find a good suit (Find a good suit)
I just want matzah ball soup
Can we bring back the Jews?

[Verse 2]
Ah, I'd love me some Rummikub
But it was invented by Jews that I killed off
They were tough to hang with
But always made me stroganoff (I don't know if I'm strong enough)
Maybe the Holocaust was a bit crazy
I've mistaken, I'm no saint and I don't hate them
We were more like Ross and Rachel
We were on and off
It's over now, but I knew that
Still got angry and stupid
I put them into a gas chamber
Now they're a pile of shoes, I blew it
Now I can't find a good movie
Or Google something when I use a computer
I can't even breathe 'cause I killed
The inventor of the Heimlich manuever

[Chorus]
You got me sulking, missing the Jews (You got me sulking)
I was the one thing they couldn't sue (They couldn't sue)
I cannot buy a Tesla (Buy a Tesla)
I want Elon to take me to Mars
But I killed all the Jews

[Verse 3]
Where can I go now? I don't know
I have no Waze app on my phone
And I have no USB drive, shit
I can't use PayPal when I buy shit
I have no cure for polio
Why did I go to war?
I need a friend I could talk
Now there is nothing to watch that is good on YouTube
I thought that Logan was cool
I thought Shapiro was, too
But now there is only RiceGum and FouseyTube
[Pre-Chorus]
Why
Did I kill Ethan Klein? (It was a prank, bro)

[Chorus]
You got me sulking, missing the Jews (You got me sulking, you got me sulking)
I want them all here with me to spoon (I want them all here, with me to spoon)
I cannot find a Jew (Not, find me a Jew)
Wish I could fly, but I am too sad that I lost the Jews

[Verse 4]
I sail the seven seas
Search for Harvey Weinstein
Can't read the Berenstain Bears
What will my parents think?

[Outro]
Yeah
I miss Hanukkah