Teddy Hyde
I’m a head farmer
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I'm a head farmer
Got about eighteen thousand acres
Humble

I make good crops
High yield
A hundred to a hundred and ten percent

I sell eyes to the blind
Hair to the bald
Mouths to the hungry
Ears to the deaf

Beards to pre-teens
I sell teeth to the gummy and the old
I sell wrinkles to the wise beyond their years
And clear skin to those who haven’t learned