Taylor Swift
“my boyfriend didn’t like Taylor Swift so I broke up with him”
Kill yourself

[Verse 1]
I knew he was trouble when he walked in and said
That Taylor Swift's not his cup of tea
I gave him a look that could kill 'Cause baby
That just the last straw for me
He said he likes rock 'n' roll
And country music's just too slow

[Chours]
Oh, I’m a Swiftie for life
And if he couldn't see the light
Then I'm packing up his stuff
Until he’s outta sight
He didn’t love Taylor, so I set him free
Gonna sacrifice him to my god, T-Swifty

[Verse 2]
We gather at midnight, with our friendship bracelets tight
Dressed in Red and Speak Now too
We chant "All Too Well" by candlelight
In this sacred Swiftie crew
I told him to shake it off
But he couldn’t comprehend (NOOOO)
Now he’s tied to a cardboard cutout of you
His ignorance will meet its end (NO NO NO)
[Chours]
Oh, I’m a Swiftie for life
And if he couldn't see the light
Then I'm packing up his stuff
Until he’s outta sight
He didn’t love Taylor, so I set him free
Gonna sacrifice him to my god, T-Swifty
Oh, I’m a Swiftie for life
And if he couldn't see the light
Then I'm packing up his stuff
Until he’s outta sight
He didn’t love Taylor, so I set him free
Gonna sacrifice him to my god, T-Swifty

[Outro]
SEX SEX
So here’s to the next one who walks through that door
He better know every lyric, every encore
Or he’ll end up just like the last
Lost to the Swiftie cult, a memory of the past