Well lately I’ve been picking up them pieces
Oh the pieces that I’ve been keeping for myself
For no one could love you if they knew your secrets
But baby, there’s no danger I would ever tell
But I once had a threesome with two sisters
Oh, what a thrill to disappoint them both
We’ll tie you down and find out how your wits work
And you’ll awake with a necktie around your throat

Oh well, I dare say we would not stain the walls here, well not so large
Baby, there's to go with god or with someone who has a car
And I dare say we won’t delay, we’re gonna get out while we can
We’re going to bed with every woman and win fistfights with every man

I try my best to keep them bad guys blinking
Well honey you go pick their pockets with your smile
And we could go a few days without drinking
Or lay around like dusty bricks upon the pile

Well well
I dare say we would not stain the walls here, well not so large
Baby, there's to go with god or with someone who has a car
And I dare say, we won’t delay, we’re gonna get out where we can
We’re going to bed with every woman and win fist fights with every man

Ohhoh!
[Trumpet Solo]